Total Medals Earned: 1,511 (From 229 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,570 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Beat Level 9
Medals Earned: 6/21 (100/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Find the first secret area!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Get your first coin!
Jump 500 times
Make at least 100 attempts
Get at least 6 score
Get at least 12 score
Get at least 20 score
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/420 points)
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.