Total Medals Earned: 1,526 (From 233 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,720 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Get a little head.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get all weapons
Beat the game!
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/455 points)
Complete Lock 1
Go play any other game in the Battle Turtle story line. (Load Screen)
Be perfect on any Lock. (Collect all coins, take no damage)
Beat any level in under 15 seconds.
Complete Lock 8
Complete every level.
Complete Lock 12.
Beat the entire game perfectly.
Beat every level in under 30 seconds.
Beat every level on perfect in under 30 seconds.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (75/500 points)
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 6/8 (145/220 points)
Visit the Museum
Collected your first BOOT
Collect 100 boots
Get all four diggers into the pub
Collect 1000 boots
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Dig up Edward Cartwright's POWER LOOM
Dig up the green ET Atari cart
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/350 points)
Save the Sunny Woods from its evil presence.
Collect the last 2 gold medals in the secret level.
Collect at least 18 gold medals.
Save the Snowy Woods from its evil presence.
Save the Gloomy Woods from its evil presence.
Collect at least 36 gold medals.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/100 points)
Start playing.
Beat the Green Planet map.
Submit a score to the leaderboards.
Beat the Dark Galaxy map.
Beat the Lava Way map.
Beat the Sand Hills map.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.